UPDATE: More ingratitude for LOW RENT MAJOR AWARD

So here are some places where I could use my LRMA:

1. http://www.livelob.com/ - I can get LIVE LOBSTERS delivered to my house
2. Shari's Gourmet Dining - fine dining in Auburn, MI
3. Ultratainment - can get a card to use at over 500 restaurants in Arizona
4. Keg Steakhouse & Bar - with many locations in Vancouver, BC

I don't think that I have to mention that we don't have offices in any of these places, either. Road trip to Vancouver anyone? I am getting no end of entertainment from this, people. Bear with me. And also? Some people may be getting Jiffy Lube gift cards next holiday season. . .