Monday, January 15, 2007

OkCupid? More like OkStupid...

So how is that in the space of a couple of years I've exhausted my pool of dateable men in the greater metro area? And why is it that I only get contacted by people under the age of 20 or who only have pictures of themselves with their cars (bitchin' camaro!)? And of the few remaning people who don't fall into the two aforementioned categories, well, they're either gun-toting republicans or insist on using "u" for "you". WHY? WHY MUST YOU MOCK ME SO, OKCUPID?

A tip from the ladies: please, keep your shirt on for the pictures, please ACTUALLY SPELL OUT WORDS, and finally, no, your Camaro is NOT bitchin'. Thanks!

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